ungratefullittleshit:

Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”

Title: Feel it in My Bones
Artist: Tiësto feat. Tegan & Sara
Album: Kaleidoscope
Plays: 4341

styff:

Feel it in My Bones - Tiësto feat. Tegan & Sara

#music

I should be in bed already. But I’m not.

15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

totodiele:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

little cop who gets away with murder

Just another functional alcoholic. YOURE WELCOME.

Seeing all these couples on insta made me feel all sappy. This boy @gammadelray is my everything, I have never been so thrilled to have met someone. All we ever do is laugh, I love him so dearly. #mcm #gay #couple #boyfriend #yourewelcome

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thehuntypot:

langsettte:

omg guys! i literally just installed this thing where people who *think* they’re clicking on anon, aren’t. and well well well look what we have here

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you:

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what kind of extreme inbreeding teas! what kind of i live on a ranch and sneak into the barn every night and have sex with my brother and my horse teas?

and of course, you follow me. proof that in general, hate mail comes from fans who’s presence we are literally unaware of

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I mean I could go on but I’m literally beyond embarrassed on your behalf i hope your future employer at the gas station sees this and decides not to hire you you ugly squidward bitch

DRAGGED!!!

I am so god damn stunned.

dj-kirkland:

Celebrating both Bat Girl’s new design and Sailor Moon Crystal with a little crossover. I kinda feel like they’d be besties. What better way to show that than by taking selfies together? I feel a fanfiction coming on.

My bb’s artwork is getting seent!!!! dj-kirkland

Show me your #teeth.

sailor moon crystal | mercury power make up

sailorp00n:

rosydrops:

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Health

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Home

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Better You

I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.

Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.